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  • Woman: I'm smart.
  • Patriarchy: Well, you're probably ugly then.
  • Woman: I'm creative.
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive, right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments.
  • Patriarchy: Yeah, but look how ugly you looked doing them.
  • Woman: I have value.
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly.
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & post self portraits on my blog.
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of you empty-headed chicks only caring about your looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life, you dumb slut?

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teachthemhowtothink:

ihateallyourgods:

Atheist problems

LOL
You can usually substitute “God” with “Your deity” or “This god” or “The supernatural idea being worshiped.”  Problem solved, fellow atheists.  ;-)

teachthemhowtothink:

ihateallyourgods:

Atheist problems

LOL

You can usually substitute “God” with “Your deity” or “This god” or “The supernatural idea being worshiped.”  Problem solved, fellow atheists.  ;-)

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christopher dorner

is why YOU NEVER, ever, use your job’s ethics department or your employer’s lawyers for a wrong doing. I too learned the HARD way, those people are looking out for the interest of the company. You? Replaceable.

They even told us in training, our first responsibilities is to management.

#justice for christopher dorner

So sorry he felt he was out of other options to clear his name.

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jaytraponit:

Poor Michelle. It looks as if she’s using a walker in front of her. Gurl can’t keep up!

jaytraponit:

Poor Michelle. It looks as if she’s using a walker in front of her. Gurl can’t keep up!Now this is more like it

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Tumblr Please don’t hate me

I can’t get Borrowed, LeAnne Rimes’ cheater anthem out my head.

Who asked me to go listen to that dayum song? eh?

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diloolie:

Eating at Panera with my free pastry thanks to having a birthday (woo for getting shit for doing literally nothing at all) and prepping for GRE studies, when this FABULOUS looking woman walks in the door and it’s all I can do NOT to whip out my phone and take a picture of her. 

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL. Skinny jeans, big boots, giant fur jacket, scarf, hair done up, with earmuffs and big-ass gold star earrings. 

And flawless make-up.

Like

hello.

Can I marry you? 

this is refreshing- because usually you get women on here telling us about the flaws of perfect strangers- those strangers are usually women.

This speaks more to your character. Way to go!

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mralovewavesofnausea: The writers of this show…. Brilliance.

(via nabokovsshadows)

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skepticalavenger: Is more alcohol the solution to drunk driving?

skepticalavenger: Is more alcohol the solution to drunk driving?

(via diloolie)

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Riddle

How do I know one of our Department Head snores even though I’ve never spent a night with him?

hint: cubicle placement

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ssserpent:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

well this is
highly relevant right now

ssserpent:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

well this is

highly relevant right now

(via moscatoandme)

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