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msdeenyc:

So cute

msdeenyc:

So cute

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bitterandcurt:

It’s not the place of the unaffected to judge whether or not a marginalized group’s pain or offense is legitimate.

(via stfupenguins)

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We had our yearly performance evaluation for 2013 and since I only started my current job in September, I was worried I wouldn’t get a bonus.
My boss just confirmed that not only do I get a bonus, I’m getting time off award as well.
I’m so excited. I can go buy some new shoes pay the tuition deposit for my son’s education!

We had our yearly performance evaluation for 2013 and since I only started my current job in September, I was worried I wouldn’t get a bonus.

My boss just confirmed that not only do I get a bonus, I’m getting time off award as well.

I’m so excited. I can go buy some new shoes pay the tuition deposit for my son’s education!

(Source: thatdudeemu, via irasciblemonk)

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teachthemhowtothink:

Because LOVE, duh.  And something about free will?  Though the Bible also says that the Lord hardened the pharaoh’s heart so he wouldn’t listen to Moses (Exodus 9:12) which negates the whole free will thing…  
So this should actually say “God slaughtered an innocent child or baby in every Egyptian home because God forced the pharaoh not to give up to fulfill God’s own prediction to Moses that the pharaoh would not listen.”
LOVE, y’all.  God is LOVE.

teachthemhowtothink:

Because LOVE, duh.  And something about free will?  Though the Bible also says that the Lord hardened the pharaoh’s heart so he wouldn’t listen to Moses (Exodus 9:12) which negates the whole free will thing…  

So this should actually say “God slaughtered an innocent child or baby in every Egyptian home because God forced the pharaoh not to give up to fulfill God’s own prediction to Moses that the pharaoh would not listen.”

LOVE, y’all.  God is LOVE.

(Source: divineirony)

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That feeling of starting a book and realizing, shit, this is going to be good!

Mind’s Eye by Douglas E. Richards

And of course, I find the book on Sunday instead of Friday or Saturday. I’ll be up all night needing to finish this book and tired in the morning. Of course.

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Weekly Menu

I asked my son what he wanted, he said he doesn’t care. So I asked what he doesn’t want me to cook, he said Nigerian food.

I’ve never cooked Nigerian food.

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The woman who dates a younger dude it’s a cougar, the woman who dates an older man is a gold digger.

Have we come up with predatory names for men in the above situations yet?

Equality and all.

You hear “home wrecker” who do you automatically think of? Go.

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My beloved son on fb making light of a conversation we had about heroin.

Heroin is totally hilarious, am I right? 

*breathing deeply and counting to ten*

My beloved son on fb making light of a conversation we had about heroin.

Heroin is totally hilarious, am I right?

*breathing deeply and counting to ten*

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rick2u:

complicatedshoes:

Who’s church is this?

I imagine it’s Paul’s now.

rick2u:

complicatedshoes:

Who’s church is this?

I imagine it’s Paul’s now.

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valerina:

Who are these fucked up people who keep leaving time on the microwave?

Tumblr. Where you confirm you aren’t over-reacting.

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My Boss- Are you good at visio?

Me- Yes

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ladyofleisuredc:

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Just one of dem dayz: that’s what today was, just one of those days. I had so much to do that I didn’t want to dress up only to sweat through my clothes, so black it was.

I just got done and I’m finally relaxing by my lonesome on my back porch (My son’s spending the weekend with friends)

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I’m browsing thorough old posts and came across this one. So I took this picture using the auto-timer function. What tickles me is knowing I had to set the auto timer- probably 10 secs, put the camera on the balcony rail, run around that table, sit down then put the cup and straw to my mouth.

And, how many times I would have had to do that to get the “perfect shot” 

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! Omygoodness. That’s funny.

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I had to sneak into my office and shut the door this morning.

One of our employees is having pay issues- the ticket has been submitted and is being worked on and it usually takes a few pay periods for it to be resolved. At least 3 other people and I have told him to be patient. For the last two pay periods, he’s been waiting in front of my office, bombarding me with questions as soon as I walk in and before I can take my coat off. I patiently answer his questions even though I’m inwardly seething- a girl needs her caffeine and dude doesn’t even let me put my purse down before he’s questioning me in an accusatory tone knowing full well I have absolutely nothing to do with his issue and I’m trying to help him.

I can hear him outside my door (he’s even banged on the door) and I’m chilling, typing this and trying to be quiet. He’s supposed to get off at 7am, it’s 7:30, Imma see how long he’ll wait out there.

In the meantime, if only I got my caramel macchiato before I sneaked in and locked myself up…..dayum. 

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Place (or your current country) you would love to live if cost, jobs, and proximity to family (or whatever else is currently holding you back) were not factors?

An English Countryside.

Favorite childhood memory?

The time a family friend tricked me to going to the bathroom with her, and told me there were cockroaches in my ear, then took the gold earrings my mom put on me. I was 3.

What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite sex? Or other name options?

My current (full) name is unisex

Favorite breakfast food?

Yam- not the American kind, and corned beef stew.

Animal that reflects your personality?

Any animal that loves solitary. 

 If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?

Reading a good book.

Favorite quality about yourself?

My ability to go with the flow.

Pet peeve?

Steve Harvey.

Why did you start a Tumblr?

In 2009, I followed a group of friends over from wordpress.

Desert island make-up product(s)?

Apple cider vinegar and moisturizer.

Favorite article of clothing?

My hoodie.

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