Atheist problems
LOL
You can usually substitute “God” with “Your deity” or “This god” or “The supernatural idea being worshiped.” Problem solved, fellow atheists. ;-)
is why YOU NEVER, ever, use your job’s ethics department or your employer’s lawyers for a wrong doing. I too learned the HARD way, those people are looking out for the interest of the company. You? Replaceable.
They even told us in training, our first responsibilities is to management.
#justice for christopher dorner
So sorry he felt he was out of other options to clear his name.
Poor Michelle. It looks as if she’s using a walker in front of her. Gurl can’t keep up!
I can’t get Borrowed, LeAnne Rimes’ cheater anthem out my head.
Who asked me to go listen to that dayum song? eh?
Eating at Panera with my free pastry thanks to having a birthday (woo for getting shit for doing literally nothing at all) and prepping for GRE studies, when this FABULOUS looking woman walks in the door and it’s all I can do NOT to whip out my phone and take a picture of her.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL. Skinny jeans, big boots, giant fur jacket, scarf, hair done up, with earmuffs and big-ass gold star earrings.
And flawless make-up.
Like
hello.
Can I marry you?
this is refreshing- because usually you get women on here telling us about the flaws of perfect strangers- those strangers are usually women.
This speaks more to your character. Way to go!
mralove: wavesofnausea: The writers of this show…. Brilliance.
(via nabokovsshadows)
How do I know one of our Department Head snores even though I’ve never spent a night with him?
hint: cubicle placement
All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.
well this is
highly relevant right now
(via moscatoandme)