"If you’re poor, stop being poor."
A guy on tv
What? Why did no one mention this before? That is what I’m gonna do right now. Dude’s a genius!
Wait. All I have to do is simply stop? WHY DIDN”T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
I’ll bet this works with disease, too. Just stop being sick.
Oh, and sexuality. You know, just stop being gay.
We all just stop.
It’s sloppy Joe’s when I eat it with a bun. It’s sweet meat dip when I eat it with chips.
My goodness, Elementary is a brilliant show.
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
How did I not know that spring forward time change is this weekend? To me, this also means I have to remember that we’re now 5 hours behind Nigerian time (instead of 6) so I can call my parents accordingly.
So, I mentioned to my friend how awesome that new app is, the one that allows you to read up to 500 words a minute and in the middle of my enthusiasm, she cut me right off and went "Abbie, I’m in a different generation (she is, 57), are you really reading the book, feeling what you should feel and getting anything from reading a book like that?”
I felt shamed- it’s the way she said it. So I jokingly mentioned that she was probably against reading books on tablets and smart phones and you know what she told me?
"I don’t read, I don’t like reading"
Now I’m generally respectful of my friends who are in a different generation than me but I’ll be dayumed. How you gon’ tell me…..and you don’t even READ?!?!