I’ve been running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Have you ever seen that before? A chicken with no head running around? Not pretty. In Africa, some families don’t buy meat from the market. We buy the animal alive and have someone butcher it in the backyard. Gruesome.
And yet, I still eat meat.
Anyways. We had a deadline on a response to a letter and a classic case of “you mean I was supposed to prepare the response” and missed the deadline.
Frankly I perform best with words like stress and deadlines and by Noon TODAY!!!!
He just said to me (sarcastically) “I’m sure you heard about the Kanye fiasco, probably not…” He does this all the time. This morning, in the same manner he asked me if I heard about Patrick Swayze’s passing.
What is wrong with the kid?
He thinks I’m old and don’t keep up with pop culture. I do give that impression sometimes and will admit I come off as older than my natural years but little does he know, I’ve got a secret pop culture weapon.