See my precious cat in the corner giving himself a manicure with my furniture? “So cute!”
Yeah, that’s why I can’t have nice things in my home. (ANGRY face)

ps: I still haven’t lost these dayum 15 pounds I gained.
outfit: Blouse…who am I kidding, I’m broke, I stopped buying clothes and started reinventing the stuff I’ve owned for years. Nothing to see here, move along folks.