LadyofleisureDC

gunmetalskies:

Did you know that when a woman is born, her vagina comes equipped with a purity meter? This meter degrades slightly with each penis that passes by it… When that meter is depleted, this person is no longer a person and is considered a “slut.” Once a woman becomes a slut, her vagina is considered defamed and a generally nasty place to be.

It’s a matter of some debate as to how many penises will defame a vagina, with estimated averages spanning from 5 to over 100 with many statistics supporting a target number of about 16. Intriguing considering the average number of female partners that a male will have had by the age of 30 is 15. 

The power of the penis to defame a vagina and remain unaffected itself is not fully understood by modern science. It is generally regarded as yet another wonderful mystical power of the magical phallus, related in this case, with it’s power to partially (but not fully) purify a vagina upon a consummated vow of monogamy. (<—-this made me spit out my coffee)

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Ok… I’m done… lol
 
Seriously guy…
If by slut you mean an intelligent woman who respects herself enough not to abstain from sex for something as needless as antiquated social conventions that oppress perfectly normal desires…
Then yes… Yes I do want to date “slutty” girls. 

If by slut you mean a woman who will be less likely to cheat on me because she already knows that penis is just penis, then yes… I do want to date slutty girls.

If by slut you mean a woman with whom I can trade stories of all the ridiculousness that is the human mating ritual then yes… I do want to date slutty girls.  

If by slut you mean a woman with whom I can fondly recall your post and erupt in mutual laughter before a night of well practiced and passionate sex the likes of which you will likely never experience… Then yes… You guessed it. 

There’s no difference between 100 different cocks and your cock 100 times. Except that you’ll never see those kind of numbers if you keep shaming.

Thank you!