We all agree that it is polite to only fart when no one else is in the vicinity right?
Well this lady at my job wearing a multicolored blouse of green, brown and blue hues with jeans and green shoes learned the hard way, that farting in an elevator when you’re alone does not technically count as “alone” after all.
Because coming from the 13th floor, someone is guaranteed to get on said elevator before reaching the first floor therefore, that someone knew it was her- and that someone was a guy she has acted all cute in front of one time.
I hope she was mortified- what bad manners. What? She couldn’t have waited ‘til she got outside? How rude of her!
outfit: I’ve had this multicolored blouse for as long as I can remember- the green shoes I bought at walmart, and the jeans are the same jeans I wear almost every Friday.
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littleheartsofjoy said:
haha aw. as usual, awesome outfit :)
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rnnnnrgrl said:
Brings a whole new meaning to “ass,” doesn’t it?
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misslisamarie2u said:
When dude got on she should have looked at him like all stank eyed and said “Holy shit, did you just fart?!?” hahahaha
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scarletbooksandthoughts said:
Did you give her side eye?
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jtgc said:
Had me giggling like a schoolgirl with this one. Shame on you! :-)
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iamagabbymom said:
You look GORGEOUS as usual! And if raspberries shipped well I’d send you some… But I think they’d be pretty gross by the time the got there…. XOXO
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finallychelle said:
BTW- you’ve got me addicted to Ross now!
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bigdogboshouse said:
Heehee! I bet it smelled like roses! Dead, rotting, composting ones.
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dresspants said:
How rude! Good thing we don’t know her!
umcanyounot said:
love the hair!
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lissak06 said:
LOL LOL LOL You are too funny. I almost spit out my drink.
dogtagsandflipflops said:
hahahahahaha
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