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Woman: I'm smart.

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:23:53 -0400

Woman: I'm smart.
Patriarchy: Well, you're probably ugly then.
Woman: I'm creative.
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive, right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments.
Patriarchy: Yeah, but look how ugly you looked doing them.
Woman: I have value.
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly.
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & post self portraits on my blog.
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of you empty-headed chicks only caring about your looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life, you dumb slut?

teachthemhowtothink: ihateallyourgods: Atheist...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:16:56 -0400

teachthemhowtothink:

ihateallyourgods:

Atheist problems

LOL

You can usually substitute “God” with “Your deity” or “This god” or “The supernatural idea being worshiped.” Problem solved, fellow atheists. ;-)

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 08:43:04 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:54:19 -0400

christopher dorner

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:28:33 -0500

is why YOU NEVER, ever, use your job’s ethics department or your employer’s lawyers for a wrong doing. I too learned the HARD way, those people are looking out for the interest of the company. You? Replaceable.

They even told us in training, our first responsibilities is to management.

#justice for christopher dorner

So sorry he felt he was out of other options to clear his name.

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Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:35:50 -0500

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Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:33:10 -0500

jaytraponit: Poor Michelle. It looks as if she’s using a walker...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:24:08 -0500

jaytraponit:

Poor Michelle. It looks as if she’s using a walker in front of her. Gurl can’t keep up!

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Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:51:08 -0500

Tumblr Please don't hate me

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:31:47 -0500

I can’t get Borrowed, LeAnne Rimes’ cheater anthem out my head.

Who asked me to go listen to that dayum song? eh?

diloolie: Eating at Panera with my free pastry thanks to having a birthday (woo for getting shit...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:41:48 -0500

diloolie:

Eating at Panera with my free pastry thanks to having a birthday (woo for getting shit for doing literally nothing at all) and prepping for GRE studies, when this FABULOUS looking woman walks in the door and it’s all I can do NOT to whip out my phone and take a picture of her.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL. Skinny jeans, big boots, giant fur jacket, scarf, hair done up, with earmuffs and big-ass gold star earrings.

And flawless make-up.

Like

hello.

Can I marry you?

this is refreshing- because usually you get women on here telling us about the flaws of perfect strangers- those strangers are usually women.

This speaks more to your character. Way to go!

mralove: wavesofnausea: The writers of this show…....

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:38:22 -0500

mralove: wavesofnausea: The writers of this show…. Brilliance.

skepticalavenger: Is more alcohol the solution to drunk driving?

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:37:05 -0500

skepticalavenger: Is more alcohol the solution to drunk driving?

Riddle

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:20:27 -0500

How do I know one of our Department Head snores even though I’ve never spent a night with him?

hint: cubicle placement

ssserpent: symphonyofawesomeness: All these lovely ladies...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:18:10 -0500

ssserpent:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

well this is

highly relevant right now

the-garden-of-delights: Andrew Buchan as William Garrow and...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 12:20:25 -0500

the-garden-of-delights:

Andrew Buchan as William Garrow and Lyndsey Marshal as Lady Sarah Hill in Garrow’s Law (TV Series, 2009).

Just downloaded this whole series to my Kindle and Laptop- This show, Andrew Buchan, Tony Marchant (the writer) draws you in and before you know it, you’re awake at 2:34 AM wanting to see what happens next. I think I’m going to watch every movie or show Tony Marchant’s ever written. The man’s mind is brilliant.

where dark things sleep;: If you’ve never watched Garrow’s Law I urge you to do so immediately...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 12:14:31 -0500

where dark things sleep;: If you’ve never watched Garrow’s Law I urge you to do so immediately...:

thorinoakshield:

If you’ve never watched Garrow’s Law I urge you to do so immediately it’s possibly the best thing ever I am screaming at the screen every 30 seconds it’s so cleverly written and sharp and every single character is laced with this ability to make you want to just adore them forever even the one’s…

Just discovered it last weekend, who knew Jem (from Cranford) had it in him. This show is AMAZING!

Just realized that in Buckingham palace when Watson asked Sherlock if he was wearing pants, he was...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:31:24 -0500

Just realized that in Buckingham palace when Watson asked Sherlock if he was wearing pants, he was actually talking about underwear.

"Don’t make people into heroes….Heroes don’t exist."

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:01:54 -0500

“Don’t make people into heroes….Heroes don’t exist.”

- Sherlock Holmes

musicpulse: yuleriots: worth 11 seconds of my time every...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:40:46 -0500

musicpulse:

yuleriots:

worth 11 seconds of my time

every single time.

best video on tumblr

lmao! I just watched it again, this is too funny!